Celebrity Relationships: Episode 1

The last several years have seen the POP culture media bring us the latest Juicy news of the making of teen or just-out-of their teens, music (Britney, Christina) and movie (Angelina, Jennifer) ascending stars relationships with the other singers and dancers, guitar pickers and actors (and some that can't act at all, but looked good enough to be big-screenable) of their graduating class at Hollyanywhere High School.

Now we have entered the era of adult out-of-blissed-wedlock trysts (Britney Spears dated and then married the already married and father of two toddlers, Kevin Federline.) and salcious in flagrante delicto  entanglements . Proven television and cinema stars, they are always working and earning bunches of box-office and advertising lettuce for the networks, movie studios and record companies that distribute the product of their artistry.

The core audience and market for CD's, DVD's (a new-improved generation is coming, so we'll have to buy everything all over again), entertainment and fan-gossip magazines, concert/club and movie theater admissions is in the same cultural-time-span as the celebrities in the medias' eye daily and on the "Late-Night" television shows promoting their latest artistic endeavor. 

There are Paparazzi stalking celebrities for a chance to photograph and video indiscretions, the meetings with former co-stars and romantic partners, the flirting with fans and the entertainment press that lend an element of truth to all the rumors (some set in motion by publicists! -professional gossip generators that constantly swirl around the beautiful/cute subjects of our devotion. Christina Aguilera married record executive Jordan Bratman after being televised smooching with madonna on the MTV Music Awards. This was after Britney and Madonna had locked lips so any rumours that could have arisen were put to rest by all the marital activity thus saving thousands of pulpwood trees in the Canadian Northwoods and the premature energy release of trillions of mediaelectrons.