Dumb Things Said by Famous People

Too bad we can't sound intelligent all the time. Unfortunately we all blunder what we are saying from time to time. Here is a look at some funny quotes from some famous people.

Alicia Silverstone - "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

Bob Dole - "The internet is a great way to get on the net. Life is very important to Americans."

George W. Bush - "More and more of our imports are coming from overseas."

Bill Clinton - "You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."

Raquel Welch - "I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our fifty-two states."

Dan Rather - "And now the sequence of events in no particular order."

Mayor David Dinkins - "I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."

Brook Shields - "If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

Dan Quale - "I understand the importance of bondage between parent and child."

Michael Jackson - "Me and Janet really are two different people."

Doug Collins - "Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, the almost always win."

Dick Cavett - "If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."

Linda Evangelista - "I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to."

Detroit Daily News - "Weather forecast: Precipitation in the morning, rain in the afternoon."

Casey Stengel - "The team has come along slow but fast."

Janet Barber - "I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows."

Joe Theisman - "The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."

Celine Dion - "To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from God."

Jean-Claude Van Damme - "In an action film you act the action, in a drama film you act in the drama."

Donald Trump - "Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other."

Al Gore - "I invented the internet."

Me to my supervisor at my first job - "My nephew is being castrated today."