Farmer Eugene: The Cut-flower Millionaire

Let me tell you about Farmer Eugene
The cut-flower millionaire
His handsome creased Portuguese face
And Dutch surname
Weren't happy with England, & the bloody rain!

His Irish wife took his house in London
So he's back in the third world sun
His gorgeous daughter, of goddess proportions
& Pro golfer son, don't call him
All he's got at home is his mum!

To talk to his friends
He has to buy them a vegetarian meal
& juggling the last three mil.
Isn't a deal!

His hands are on depreciating notes
And the wife's got the Pounds
Sheilagh, the Irish girl
With green contacts & grey eyes!
& healthy chestnut hair
& then he has friends like me