Limp Bizkit is the Worst Band Ever

"Break Stuff" Actually Makes Me Break Stuff

Limp Bizkit is hands down the worst band of all time! To be honest, I had almost completely forgot about this insipid band until last night when I was driving in my car and the song "Break Stuff" came on. I immediately tried to understand why a DJ, in the year 2007, with so much new music to choose from, would pick this terrible, terrible song. I pondered this for several minutes, and honestly, could not come up with a reasonable explanation.

If you asked me what the worst song every made since the dawn of time is, I would tell you "every Limp Bizkit song ever, period." However, if you stuck a gun in my mouth and told me I could only choose one specific song, that song would have to be "Break Stuff." Even the title reeks of stupidity. I'm trying to imagine how many different ways their A&R representative thought about killing himself and/or all of the band members, when they told him their newest single is entitled "Break Stuff." Although, I'm sure the way they told him was something more like, "Yo pimp, sup? Check it, our new hit is called 'Break Stuff.' That's phat, ain't it?" Of course the actual lyrics to the song only get worse, and I don't even have the strength nor the patience to start elaborating on how awful they are. To sum it up in one quote, "Give me something to break."

If you locked a pack of feral dogs in a room, with electric guitars covered in ground beef, powered through amplifiers, and recorded the sound that this produced, it would be far more interesting, intelligent, thought provoking, and entertaining than anything Limp Bizkit has ever attempted or achieved to create. I am almost 100% certain that if Satan had a hotline, the song that would play while you were on hold would be "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit. The only reason I say I am "almost" certain rather than "absolutely" certain, is because I'm not sure if Satan is that evil.