Common Myths About Men

According to the bible, they were here before us and my theory is God made women cause men wouldn't clean up after themselves. It seems we noticed them before they even knew we were more than annoying since girls mature faster. Maybe that's why sixteen year old girls chase after college guys. If you had to live under the same roof with a boy growing up you learned early on who was the most likely to ruin your stuff and then deny any part in the matter. On the other hand we're more likely to add flame to the fire and then blame "him", but he deserves it after the stunt Adam pulled in the garden of eden. We all ought to know by now Eve only picked that forebidden fruit, because Adam wanted something different for super. Does any of this sound familiar?

From the beginning of time we've been blaming each other. It was all "her" idea. Well, "he" wanted to take our relationship to the next level so we "made love" without thinking it through and now we have a baby. When did our sex become an excuse? Men and women have been milking that one for as long as we've been here on earth together. Everything in the universe has got to be somebody's idea. Right? It takes two to tie the knot, but somehow we've gotten it into our heads it only takes one person to wreck a marriage. If you never did anything wrong .

Myth number one... men are indestructable. Sorry ladies. My step mother claims my father cried over my rebellious teenage behavior. My husband says he crys, but I've never noticed be it men do tend to cry in private. I've known men who would never lay a hand on a woman in anger swear they had to leave the house and drive around or get out all together before they slapped their hysterical woman silly. A real man gets out before he flips out. He's welcome to come back later after he's calmed down of course, but not until then. So, how do men self destruct? Well, they have a little help in the matter.