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Has Your Phone Changed the Way Uses Its Voice?

By Stefano Felicori, published May 25, 2007
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I use not to like the way in which the voice of phone recorded messages talked to me, when calling large companies it made me uncomfortable not being able to ask questions that popped in my head, and they always talked in the two languages I am worst at: "Technologican" and "Formalese".

And, let's be honest, when asking for a phone number the answer you get is "Seven!!!...Nine!!!...Four!!!..." it's hard to take notes and not get intimidated.

I don't know how or when exactly, this change have taken place, or if It's been a gradual metamorphosis, carefully planned and orchestrated by the phone companies, aiming to achieve the total extinction of the phone operator as specie.

I have noticed that lately that, not only they have lost the boot camp attitude when giving number, but they sound much more warm and personal when I give the voice commands while eating a cookie and she ask me to repeat.

The other day, a text message from my provider appeared on the screen of my phone; they offered me to pay the bill over the phone simply by pressing "reply".

Being almost overdue, I decided that the offer wasn't that bad, and being my cell phone where I find it easier to use ; in my hand, I decided to pay the bill and go through the long series of "If this is correct; press pound", and so on.

As I was about to say my zip code when, behind me, my dog Max dove his foot long snout into the cat food bowl.

The tone in the voice until then, had been pleasant, almost reassuring in the way she explained that I could pay either using a checking account, credit card or debit card, she didn't ask me if I wanted to trade in my old for it, not that I was planning to, but I would have probably said yes.

Anyway, she never made me the offer, but she sounded very friendly at least.

However, let's go back to the cat food attempted burglary; after I yelled at the looter instead of saying my zip code, the voice said, in a guilty-puzzled way: "...I'm sorry... I didn't get that... could you repeat please?"

The way I remember it was more like; "The code you gave us does not exist, repeat the number NOW!!!"

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Being almost overdue, I decided that the offer wasn't that bad, and being my cell phone where I find it easier to use ; in my hand, I decided to pay the bill
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Lots of humor. A good write. Enjoyed the read.

Posted on 09/21/2007 at 2:09:00 AM

 
I usually just stay on the line. I like to talk to a real person, not an automated voice. Sophie

Posted on 08/02/2007 at 10:08:00 AM

 
LOL....this is cool!!!!

Posted on 06/04/2007 at 6:06:00 AM

 
I love when the comp operators tell you the wait is 25 minutes and to try back another day. It's a conspiracy to get you to hang up - don't buy into it. 8/10 times someone is on the phone in minutes.

Posted on 05/31/2007 at 12:05:00 AM

 
I dread making calls these days to any business even doctor's offices ...eeek, makes me crazy..terrific article..

Posted on 05/25/2007 at 8:05:00 PM

 
great article!!!!!!!!!!

Posted on 05/25/2007 at 7:05:00 PM

 
I also loved the first sentence. Very clever. This always happens to me. I hate it. It is so frustrating. Great article.

Posted on 05/25/2007 at 2:05:00 PM

 
lol!!! I hate phones!!

Posted on 05/25/2007 at 11:05:00 AM

 
Really cute! This totally sounds like something that would happen to me :-)

Posted on 05/25/2007 at 10:05:00 AM

 
That opening is perfect- technologician and formalese!

Posted on 05/25/2007 at 8:05:00 AM

 
Funny! I enjoyed. :)

Posted on 05/25/2007 at 6:05:00 AM

 
Great article. Automated phone operators are my biggest pet peeve.

Posted on 05/25/2007 at 6:05:00 AM

 
You are right - this is so annoying. What annoys me most is having to press 1 through about 6 menu options before you get to where you need to be. Great topic and fun read. Thanks.

Posted on 05/25/2007 at 3:05:00 AM

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