Put a CAT in the White House, They're Certainly Smarter!

Many taxpaying cat owners will likely disagree and inform you that you have your head buried in the cat litter.

Let's take a quick inventory, shall we?

Cats spend the day studying the world around them, analyzing as compared to Bush's analyzing.

About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat. 99.5% of those homes claim that they'd gladly allow their cat to urinate on a bush.

The cat's saliva is a powerful cleaning agent. George W. isn't worth a spit.

Cats sleep an average of 15 hours a day. George W. has been asleep for the past 62,400.

The feline values lying in a window and enjoying the lawn's goings-on. George W. enjoys ongoing lies.

Cats spend their time killing moles as compared to planting them.

Cats spare us as much disgust as possible by covering their own waste, instead of disgustingly wasting precious time covering for others.

A cat likes to play with string. Bush likes to string us along.

Cats declare their independence on a daily basis. Bush knows nothing about this Declaration of Independence we speak of.

True, cats have hairballs. However, at least they have balls.

Felines enjoy scratching posts rather than scratching their head as they attempt to read the Washington Post.

Most breeds of cat have a noted fondness for settling in high places and perching. Bush is an airhead.

Cats run, jump and play, as compared to sidestep, duck, and deceive.

Felines may have the occasional episode of gas, but they don't help their cronies overcharge Americans for it.

A cat sits around, frequently smirking at the family dog. George W. sits around smiling at his dog of a family.

Though rare, cats can contract canine heart worms. GW is a worm in need of a heart.

Cats lack a true collarbone. Bush lacks true vertebrae.

The cat's tail is used to maintain balance. George W. is still chasing his.

Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal. Our current President has the smallest brain of the same classification.

And finally, some cat owners choose to de-claw. If only our citizens had chosen to do this during the last election.