Lazy College Student Shamelessly Spams Craigslist

Santa Fe, New Mexico - In his latest attempt to make some cash without having to do almost any hard work, Santa Fe area college student John Scharbach has saturated every major city on Craigslist with advertisements for a program boasting "Quick and Easy Supplemental Income for Students." Though he was worried about violating the Terms of Service for Craigslist, it appears that they have done almost nothing about it.

Craigslist is an online classified advertisement service, pooling millions of employment opportunities, for sale ads, CVs, personals, and more into one semi-respectable site. In what was probably a mistake of some sort, most of Craigslist's content can be viewed and posted for free, with only a few major business centers requiring a fee to post.

While the program Mr. Scharbach was promoting is far from a scam, it is not exactly what one might call reputable work. It's a "scheme," Mr. Scharbach was heard saying later to a friend. In all likelihood, it will glean him little to no extra income. "I figure, I might as well give it a shot. It's no skin off my back." He went on to add, "I'm just really suprised that they haven't done anything yet. I think that one of my ads was shot down, and, believe you me, I spammed the hell out of that site. I even put feelers out in frickin' Bangladesh."

We made absolutely no effort to reach Craigslist for comment.