Bravo is the Worst Television Network

There are very few television programs that I enjoy anymore. I am a huge sports fan (as anybody who reads my content knows) and thus watch ESPN everyday. Other than sports I am a huge fan of Smallville, Scrubs, and Law and Order SVU. That's really about it for me.

One reason for this is largely due to the awful programs found on television today. There is no better example of this than the station known as Bravo. Whenever I see an advertisement about one of the programs on that station I am amazed that anybody would actually watch the garbage that Bravo produces. Bravo is without a doubt the worst television station in the country right now. Here are just some of the reasons why Bravo is so awful.

First reason why Bravo is the worst television station: "Project Runway"

Project Runway teaches all of us a valuable lesson. Just because you are a famous model does not mean that should host a television show. I have just one request to all you models out there. Please stick to what it is that you are good at: Wearing very little clothing.

Second reason why Bravo is the worst television station: "Top Chef"

It's not so much that Bravo has chef's competing against one another that bothers me. Bravo has tried to create "The Real World" with people who cook instead of over-sexed unintelligent twenty-somethings. Then again, I suppose these chefs aren't rocket scientists themselves. At least in "The Real World" the people are attractive.

Third reason why Bravo is the worst television station: "Real Housewives of Orange County"

From what I understand this show is about rich white women and the cars and houses that these women have. You have to be kidding me. I refuse to believe that anybody with any intelligence whatsoever would watch 30 seconds of this show. If you do happen to watch this show then I'm praying for you.

Fourth reason why Bravo is the worst television station: "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy"