How to Kill Your Boss................Or Anyone
June 11, 2007 by
Does Your Boss Need to Be Relieved of His/her Position? This Article Gives a Step-by-step How-to Guide, While Also Avoiding Those Pesky Little Coppers.....
How to Kill Your Boss..........Or AnyoneDoes your boss need to be relieved of his/her position? This article gives a step-by-step how-to guide, while also avoiding those pesky little coppers.......
1. Decide on your weapon of choice.......
What weapon should I choose?? Well, you're in luck! There are millions of products made just for this purpose. The knife?? Well, the knife is the traditional route and really cannot be beat (unless you choose this method!). However, it is a little messy and clean up can be tricky.
2. I've killed them, now what?
Since you have accomplished your goal it would seem you're done right?? Wrong!!! Time to hide the body. There are various ways to do this and everyone seems to have their own preference. One-way is to go deep into the nearest wooded area and dump the body. This is the traditional way to go and usually results in some jail time. Another way is to mail the dead body to Costa Rica. (By the time they find the body, providing you have done the embalming procedure, YOU can be out of the country as well!!!) Lastly you can always blame it on someone else. Really, just stage it so the other coworkers look guilty..........get them to the scene of the crime (conveniently after you've left, without use of a cell phone) and call the police from a telephone booth, or even better from the coworker's house!!
3. What to tell the police.............
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