Top 10 Sexiest Songs

This list was compiled by a broken hearted, exquisite musical taste acquired, temporarily unemployed, blond pop star hating, extremely smart and put together asian chick, who really didn't have that much sex to begin with, but would love to expand her horizons. (Preferably with one of the boys from Veronica Mars or my high school prom date whom I'm graciously willing to give a second chance.)

10. Bright Eyes- First day of my life: While I aimed not to put MTV polluted songs in this list, I had to put in this sweet ballad by Connors Oberst. And while this is a love song about some girl that Connors obviously liked, I pretend that Connors sings it about me, and even though we are currently apart-- I pretend that when he comes home, we'll have a very nice reunion- IN BED! In the meantime, this song keeps me company in the hopes of gettin' me the O in Oberst.

9. British Sea Power- Be Gone: The title says it all-- Be Gone. The other lyrics are kinda hard to understand, and I really don't have the patience to look them up on the web. But the melody is really enchanting. It's one of those inspirational melodies that single people play on repeat everyday for a month, so they'll get out of bed and face everyday with hope, even if there is none. I like to think "Be Gone" refers to the superfluous need to enjoy sex with a partner. Who says you can't just pleasure yourself? Certainly not me.

8. Ashlee Simpson- La La: Ok. I'm serious. But there is a reason to my madness. Coming from Simpson's debut album, La La is a metaphor for something. Can you guess? I'll give you some help with the lyrics:

"Ooh I have waited here for you don't keep me waiting. You make me wanna lala in the kitchen and the floor. I'll be your fresh meet, when I meet you at the door..."

If you couldn't guess it ( it is tricky, I know!) Lala= sex/fuck/get down/have genitals kiss. Who knew that Ashlee was such a precocious and witty young individual? Seriously folks, this song makes me glad that I'm not having sex with anyone. It's almost like a warning to people, that sex makes you stupid. Do not operate heavy machinery. Poor Ashlee. Perhaps, sex is to blame for her inability to spell her name correctly.