Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas for October or Any Time

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There’s something about a woman in uniform…but about a woman in costume, there is something so much more. Allow this writer to reminiscence momentarily about the revelatory instance in which I learned the former. In my burg sits a certain 1950s-style diner. You know the type: soda fountain, cheesy songs by a bunch of guys named Bobby on the old-school jukebox (Actually, are there any new-school jukeboxes?), liver and onions on the menu and, of course, those waitresses.

Decked out in their skirts to the thighs, the saddle shoes and little white socks, hustling about with hair tied back in severe ponytails…bam, it hit me doubtlessly with all the force of discovering the theory of relativity: It’s all about the pent-up sexual energy. That cozy thought kept me returning to gawk, endlessly milking endless egg creams which assuredly did not cost five dollars in the 1950s (hell, they don’t even have bourbon in them, as Vincent Vega might lament).

Unless you want to break the budget on Coca-Colas and possibly bail should your drooling and gawking become too obviously addictive, just wait for Halloween or any occasion requiring dress-up for a glimpse of a sexy costume. Ideas are plenty, well beyond the stereotypical Playboy bunny gear and well into whole new realms of sexy Halloween costume ideas. To foster these trends, see the short expostulation of a few sexy costume ideas below. Sometimes I love this job…

The Catwoman. In 1992, Batman Returns was released in theatres. Batman’s nemesis, played by Michelle Pfeiffer, may have created the biggest cinematic sartorial sensation since Diane Keaton’s Annie Hall (at least once a year). Dress up your kitten in this outfit of sheer leather. (To make it especially clear, we’re talking Michelle Pfeiffer’s paint-it-on version, not the Halle Berry sleeveless thing.) It’s maybe even better than the classic Wonder Woman outfit. Oh thank you, Tim Burton, thank you, thank you.