Why Would a Guy Buy Pantyhose?

Hi, I'm a package of Futuro Ultra Sheer Pantyhose. I have been waiting at this Rite-Aid store aisle for I don't know how long. I wish some nice lady shopper would come along and take me home with her.

Oh wait! Someone is coming. It's a lady shopper. Oh boy! Over here! Over here! Pick me! Pick me! No not that other brand! Hey come back! Where ya going! Awww shucks!

Wait a minute, here comes someone else. Awww! it's a guy. Oh well. Hey wait...he's reaching for me. Hey buddy what the heck do you think your doing? He's putting me in his cart. He's taking me to the checkout. I'm being scanned (beep) and placed into a bag-oh no...now I can't see what's happening.

We're moving out into the parking lot, I think. OW! I think he just threw me into the backseat of his vehicle! I hear an engine starting. We're moving again. Where are we going?

Why would a guy buy pantyhose?

We've stopped moving. I hear a squeaky car door open. He's grabbing me and the bag. I hear footsteps and we're moving again. I think we're going up some steps. Wait...I hear voices:

"Hey sweetheart. Here's the pantyhose you wanted me to pick up for you."

"Oh William, that was so sweet of you to do that. I think I'll try them on, right now."

Futuro Ultra Sheer Pantyhose

Phew! That's a relief. I can't stand hairy legs. Hi again, I'm back. Let me tell you more about myself:
I am ultra sheer pantyhose with brief cut lace and mild compression. I come in a yellow package and I am priced at $14.99.

I'm made of ultra sheer materials for that natural look. I'm soft and silky for that ultimate comfort and fit. I have a brief cut lace panty design. I come with enhanced toes with run guards and reinforced heels for maximum durability. I also have a wide comfortable waist band.

I am size large and I fit women with the following descriptions: