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Moogie 2008 - Stance on Current Issues

Moogie's Stance on Current Issues

By Cindy Callinsky, published Jun 09, 2007
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Moogie's Stance on Current Issues


* Desegregation: There should be more families with dogs and cats. We all need homes. Why can't we all just get along?

Action: National advertising regarding the issue. We will be working with the Dog and the Cat (no not butterfly) Network utilizing their "DAC CARES" Program.

* Animal Support Network (ASN) for animals that are abused physically or mental.

Action: If any animal witnesses an owner calling their pet "Fart Face" just for their own amusement so they can see them run in circles and bark, the witness must report it to the ASN. If they do not they will be faced with time (if not death) at their local Pound.

* No more Pooper Scooper's. Our poop is terrific for the environment. While you are all driving gas guzzling SUV's, we are having a hard time inding homes because people don't want to pick up our environmentally friendly poo poo.

Action: Anyone spotted with Pooper Scoopers or plastic baggies will receive a ticket. They will be required to appear in court for judgement or be put in jail. The bright side is that this will help create more jobs for our possible owners which means we will have more good homes to choose from. It is a win win situation my animal friends.

Cindy Callinsky
Bark the Vote 2008

Moogie 2008 - Stance on Current Issues

Moogie and Ming Li

Credit: Warner

Copyright: P. Warner

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