Learn How to French Kiss: 6 Tips for Guys Who Want the Edge

Allright. So there you are, on your way to drop a date off at her apartment after a wonderful Friday night out on the town. You just blew half your months pay wining and dining this goddess, and you are confident that she really likes you. You've been noticing that she keeps looking at you shyly as you get closer to her complex. When you stop in front of her apartment, you open your door and walk around the car to meet her as she gets out. She fumbles with her keys and tells you what a great time she had. Now, unless all you want is another friend, it's time to make your move. You quickly kiss her, but midway through your repertoire you hear her grunting. You open your eyelids to find that her beautiful face has changed to become wide-eyed, red, and panic stricken. When you release her from your death-grip, she backs away gasping for air and wiping your saliva that is dripping from her chin. You watch her run inside without so much as a "good night." Well, at least you can still go home and watch "Conan."

If the above scenario sounds agreeable to you, then please just stop reading right here. Go enjoy your late night TV shows while other guys are out having the time of their lives. However, if you want to knock your lady off her feet with your knowledge of kissing, then you may want to take a look at the tips below. I am going to reveal to you my secrets that you can use to make a lasting impression on any girl you choose. After I have given you some basic guidelines, I will provide a specific example of how to deliver a dynamite kiss.

1. "Slow down 12 gauge."

I know that you're hot for that cute thing next to you, but try not to act the same way you would if you were hungry for a juicy burger. Don't dive into your partner's mouth the first time you go for the kiss. Keep your lips relaxed and move slowly. Once you know then you can turn things up a notch.

2. "Quit thinking about if you will get me in bed and KISS ME!"