Christian Reading Always Carefully Keeps People Off Things Saves Wayward Journalist

Author's Note: An error in the title of my last piece covering the ongoing Christian Reading Always Carefully Keeps People off Things (CRACKPOT) got shortened and appeared to many people searching the pages of Associated Content to be actually covering Christian reading. My apologies to anyone affected by this.

Christian Reading Always Carefully Keeps People Off Things which normally targets youth adversely affected by the writings of British author J.K. Rowling and her popular Harry Potter series recently inducted a journalist - against her will - into the ranks of the Christian fold.

Andrea Johnson, a Deist with no religious affiliation went to interview the leader of the group, Reverend Zeke Gage after a piece detailing there activities in July that appeared in Associated Content was incorrectly titled leading potential readers of groups astray. While the target of the interview was not the Reverend itself but rather the author of this article, the Reverend sensed something was amiss when he found out that the young Journalist had not yet accepted Jesus as her savior.

"After listening to a few of her responses about how mankind did not need salvation and that was just an idea supported by Bronze Age tribesman of a particular religious sect in the ancient Middle Eastern world, it became clear that the woman spouted dangerous propaganda," said Zeke Gage, the leader of CRACKPOT ministries. "We just can't let dangerously deluded cases like that walk the street. Our focus may be on youth lured into witchcraft by writers who will certainly find themselves roasting for all eternity, but the Bible says that every man is our brother and we did what we could to help her."