StarTrek: Kirk Vs Picard

FADE IN:

The Guardian appear on screen, KIRK , SPOCK, MR. SULU and an Ensign materialize. Kirk looks it over before ordering parties to search about. He stares back at the guardian and then to Spock.

KIRK:

What are you reading Mr. Spock?

SPOCK (with tri corder):

Captain, energy is dropping readings are faint. If I didn't know better I would say The Guardian is dying.

KIRK:

Dying? Is that possible? It said it wasn't a being.

SPOCK:

Correction Captain. It said "I am both...and neither."

CUT T0:

INT. ENTERPRISE-D PICARD'S QUARTERS.

PICARD is listening to music. The yellow alert sounds.

V.O. RIKER:

Captain to the bridge.

PICARD:

On my way.

INT. ENTERPRISE-D BRIDGE

Picard enters. RIKER stands behind DATA seated at the com, WORF is at the security control. TROI sits.

PICARD:

Number 1?

RIKER:

Sir this is one you will have to see to believe. Mr. Data on screen

Data:

Yes Commander.

Picard:

Have you attempted to hail them?

Riker:

No sir, we wanted to wait for your order on that. Mr. Data maximum magnification.

The screen reveals a hazing anomaly but clearly in view is The USS Enterprise Class-B. Picard looks around the bridge.

Picard:

Mr. Data what am I looking at?

Data:

Sir, sensor readings indicate the USS Enterprise Class-B commanded by Capt. James T. Kirk.

Picard:

Is it an illusion? That ship was destroyed over 80 years ago.

Q appears on the bridge dressed in the uniform of Capt Kirk's crew.

Q:

Captiton. How good to see you again.

Worf draws his phaser ,clicks his com badge and advances towards Q.

Worf:

Intruder alert.

Q raises his hand stopping Worf in his tracks and dances him around like a young schoolgirl.

Q:

Picard, do you ever tire of this one's barbaric behavior.

Picard:

Q release my officer immediately!

Q:

Very well, but he better behave or he'll spend eternity as a targ.

Q releases Worf who is ordered with a comforting hand gesture back to his station by Picard.

Picard:

I might have known when everything defied logic and order that you were behind this. What is this another test? Well, I am not playing nor is my crew.

Q vanishes and appears perched in front of main viewer screen pointing at the Enterprise B.

Q: