Did You Know that Scooter Libby Co-Authored a Paper in 1992 that Outlined Exactly the Kind of Invasion on Iraq that Took Place a Decade Later

Scooter Libby Did More Than Just Perjure Himself and Put a CIA at Risk: He Helped Devise America's Current Foreign Policy of Unilateral Pre-Emptive Military Strikes

Dick Cheney and Scooter Libby will forever be tied together due to Cheney and Libby orchestrating the revenge upon a U.S. diplomat who had the gall to tell the world the turht about WMDs in Iraq, and due to the fact that because it pleased Dick Cheney the President of the United State took the unprecedented step of commuting the sentence of a convicted felon without going through proper judicial channels. But the Dick and Scooter show goes back well before they planned the outing of Valere Plame. In fact, Dick and Scooter both had input into a paper that outlined exactly what took place in Iraq following 9/11. Here's the kicker: That paper was written in 1992. Long before anyone other Karl Rove did anything other than snicker at the suggestion George W. Bush could actually be elected-or even appointed-President.

Following Bush the Elder's own Gulf War and his decision not to send troops into Baghdad to topple Saddam Hussein-because he understood that to do so without a plan for what to do with Iraq afterwards was the ultimate insanity-Dick, Scooter, Brent Scowcroft and Paul Wolfowitz all got together and outlined a plan for American world domination. This paper was titled Defense Planning Guidance and was actually co-authored by Scooter Libby, the poor little dickless wonder whose delicate constitution just couldn't take all that time in jail. Yes, when Scooter takes a dick up his ass, he prefers it to be the worm-sized variety connected to his boyfriend Dick Cheney instead of a prisoner nicknamed Goliath and not because he's tall. Poor wittle Scooter just couldn't bear the thought of being sodomized by someone who isn't white and fat.