Ask Dangerous Lee

May Edition

Q: Why do we go to the club in hopes of meeting someone and then when someone approaches us we diss them secretly knowing we love every minute of their attention?
April, Washington DC

A: The problem is that we as women want the sexy guys to approach us and they don’t. Only the knuckleheads have the balls to approach us. The fine fellas are too busy fixing their hair and clothes waiting for us to approach them. This is one reason why you won’t find me in da club!

Q: Why do nice guys finish last? Why do I have to have a bad boy persona to be with someone, can't I just be myself and treat someone how I want to be treated?
Dats Jus Swift, Alexandria

A: You may be unattractive or a knucklehead like the fellas I mentioned in the above answer.

Q: Why are there non-skid paperclips? Did paperclip skidding really used to be such a huge problem, or did someone have too much free time?
Lo, Flint

A: Yes, someone did have too much time on their hands just like you!

Q: What constitutes a sell out to you?

I'm so tired of black people calling other black people who become successful sell outs! What the hell? Damn, black people, my people, I hate you most for trying to kill off each other. And you wonder why we will always be seen as buffoons and jackasses?
CB, New York City

A: For me a sell out is anyone that denies their heritage or tries to be something that they’re not! As far as Black people tearing each other down. Read last month’s column. This subject wears me out. The crab in the bucket mentality is killing us.

Q: Is it gay if a guy gets bit on the ass by a rattlesnake, and one of his boys sucks out the poison?
Huey Freeman, Inglewood

A: Yes, and the rattlesnake is gay too!

Education Dangerous Lee Style

AXE, the makers of the body spray that supposedly drives woman crazy have an opportunity open to Black filmmakers. It’s going to be an annual series “to elevate aspiring Black filmmakers into the national spotlight”.