Most people have heard of the Mile High Club. To qualify as a member, you need to have had sex with your partner at least 5000 feet above ground. Since commercial airlines generally frown on this sort of activity in the
aircraft cabin, becoming a member is not easy. You need to own a private jet - or be on intimate terms with someone who does. This makes the club pretty exclusive; and its members tend to be snooty.
Now those hoity-toity beautiful people have been trumped in the exclusivity stakes. To know you've really arrived, you have to belong to the Mile Below Club. As its name implies, membership is restricted to those who have 'done it' below the waves. Oh, and an underwater 'quickie' in the swimming pool, or while snorkeling, does not count. We are talking about the whole nine yards here; and that necessitates snoggling in a private submarine.
Manufacturers of the world's most exclusive underwater transportation are extolling the erotic possibilities of luxurious, submersible cabins, with large panoramic portholes. Now you can show off your sexual prowess to an admiring audience of dolphins, stingrays and other aquatic denizens.
Herve Jaubert, owner of Exomos; a company that builds personal submarines says he has clients who wrestle with how to conduct a deep sea love affair in front of an observation window, without creating an underwater incident. He declines to elaborate further. Come to think of it, a submarine would be the ideal location for a clandestine tryst. There is absolutely no chance of an outraged spouse walking in unexpectedly.
You have to watch out for those dolphins, though. It appears that dolphins get really excited when they sense people making love. The get jealous and bang their noses on the windows. Apparently, the voyeuristic instinct is not restricted to the human race.
Such vicarious thrills do not come cheap, of course. A 200-foot floating palace can set you back a cool $80 million. Talk about going off the deep end. Now you can do it in real style.
Source: Sunday Times
Now those hoity-toity beautiful people have been trumped in the exclusivity stakes. To know you've really arrived, you have to belong to the Mile Below Club. As its name implies, membership is restricted to those who have 'done it' below the waves. Oh, and an underwater 'quickie' in the swimming pool, or while snorkeling, does not count. We are talking about the whole nine yards here; and that necessitates snoggling in a private submarine.
Manufacturers of the world's most exclusive underwater transportation are extolling the erotic possibilities of luxurious, submersible cabins, with large panoramic portholes. Now you can show off your sexual prowess to an admiring audience of dolphins, stingrays and other aquatic denizens.
Herve Jaubert, owner of Exomos; a company that builds personal submarines says he has clients who wrestle with how to conduct a deep sea love affair in front of an observation window, without creating an underwater incident. He declines to elaborate further. Come to think of it, a submarine would be the ideal location for a clandestine tryst. There is absolutely no chance of an outraged spouse walking in unexpectedly.
You have to watch out for those dolphins, though. It appears that dolphins get really excited when they sense people making love. The get jealous and bang their noses on the windows. Apparently, the voyeuristic instinct is not restricted to the human race.
Such vicarious thrills do not come cheap, of course. A 200-foot floating palace can set you back a cool $80 million. Talk about going off the deep end. Now you can do it in real style.
Source: Sunday Times
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