Time for the Heterosexual Pride Parade!

In recent times on Associated Content it seems the theme has been: go gay! Gay as it pertains to sexuality and not so much as the term describing joy, though for some people I am sure the definitions are one in the same. Any way the articles that were appearing on the main page and showcase all seemed to revolve around someone finding out they were gay or that their husband was gay after so many years. Eventually the comments on such articles started to turn negative as people grew tired of yet another gay topic. I myself have been inspired to write this article based off of the articles about people finding out they are gay. I have been living as a straight male for 25 years of my life and I am NOT gay. Let the heterosexual pride parade begin!

The female body is the universal symbol to me of what defines "beauty." There is no way in the hell of the universe that I could ever feel the same emotion or attraction to the male form. Sexually it is bad enough that I have to look at one penis every day, but there is no appeal what-so-ever in admiring the alien sausage of some other dude.