Why Hilary Duff Would Make a Better Presidential Candidate Than Hillary Clinton

By Rolando Cruz, published Jul 24, 2007
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Let's set the record straight. I am not opposed to having a woman president, and for the right one, I may even cross party lines and vote for a Democrat. Though I do have to say, I do not like Hillary Clinton. Hillary gives me nightmarish flashbacks to the life I left behind in a communist country long ago, a place I do not wish to revisit. So, if we have to have a Hillary for president I would like to propose Hilary Duff as a viable substitute for Hilary Clinton. Here, then, are my top 10 reasons why I think Hilary Duff would make a better presidential candidate than Hillary Clinton.

1. Hilary Duff could come up with a better campaign theme song.

Hilary Duff's song, "Supergirl", which offers the lyrics, "I'm Supergirl you don't wanna mess with me," would make for the perfect campaign theme song. Hillary Clinton on the other hand has been having a hard time coming up with the right theme song, going as far as running a contest on a web site to try pick one.

2. Hilary Duff can mult-task like nobody's business.

Sure Hillary Clinton is a U.S. Senator, but ask yourself, what has she really done lately? Hilary Duff on the other hand is capable of juggling a career as a singer and actress with the demands of having her own clothing line. Clearly Miss Duff is the better choice to handle the multiple programs of the highest executive office in the land.

3. Hilary Duff resides in both a Red and Blue State.

In these days that call for bi-partisan political alliances, it would be refreshing to have a president that has homes in both a red and blue state. Hilary, who is from Texas, also has a residence in California, and is clearly able to appeal to both parties.

4.There would be no need for a First Gentleman.

Lets face it, if Hillary Clinton where to win the White House, Bill Clinton would become the first gentleman. We are not ready to travel down that road yet. On the other hand, the unattached Hilary Duff would not bring with her this type of problem.

5. Hilary Duff can act, and would make better campaign commercials.

Why Hilary Duff Would Make a Better Presidential Candidate Than Hillary Clinton

Who would you really vote for America?

Credit: Dan Cruz

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Did You Know?
Hilary Duff's movies make more money than Senator Clinton's movies, with "A Cinderella Story making over 74 million dollars.

Hilary Duff can sing better than Senator Clinton, with some of her albums going Platinum in the US.

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Constitution says 35 years age minimum for president so your hopes, despite being tongue-in cheek, have already been dashed on the rocks.

Posted on 01/08/2008 at 10:01:19 PM

 
I'd rather Hillary Clinton, but then again vs Bush, my cellphone would do a better job

Posted on 11/17/2007 at 9:11:00 PM

 
Funny.

Posted on 08/07/2007 at 11:08:00 PM

 
Yeah, but does she have Arnold Swartzeneger's biceps? If so, she has my vote. Thanks for the humorous romp.

Posted on 07/24/2007 at 1:07:00 PM

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