What to Do When Your Penis Gets Cut Off

By Wes Laurie, published Jul 24, 2007
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A man grows up with his penis sharing moments of joy and pleasure along the way. He nourishes it with lustful fantasy, strokes it with care, and cuddles it up into the blankets at night. The male brain is often times considered to have a very strong emotional link to the penis and sometimes foolish decisions are made. Curiosity killed the cat and a free swinging sexual organ ends up having its own set of problems, and whether by an accident or by knife wielding rage sometimes penises get cut off. So what can you expect and what can you do if your penis finds itself detached?

The penis has many veins and arteries and when it is cut off there is going to be a lot of blood. If the penis was erect when lopped of then the issue is even more serious, and the spurting isn't going to look good in Cameron Diaz's hair. If you find you penis has been detached the first order of business is to call 911. Then you will want to remain still and calm, and stop the bleeding. If possible hold some towels to the wound and religious or not praying might kill the time. As for the severed member, if you can see the penis then make note of that for the paramedics to collect, but do not try preserving it yourself. Ones first thought might be to stick the penis on ice, however, penile tissue has a habit of cooling too quickly, freezing, and dying. There are methods to storing the penis in the ice involving wrapping it in a towel and quite frankly with blood spurting from your crotch you better leave the thinking up to the professionals. Just stay alive.

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If you have the time, you can read "Men: The Benefits of Cutting Off Your Penis" at www.associatedcontent.com/article/813459/men_the_benefits_of_cutting_off_your.html

Posted on 06/20/2008 at 11:06:13 AM

 
Ha! Ha! So that why people are cutting their penis off? They found this article with some good tips.

Posted on 06/03/2008 at 9:06:04 AM

 
thats why you should be careful when masturbating with knives :p

Posted on 05/08/2008 at 9:05:21 PM

 
I _hate_ it when my penis gets cut off... ;-) I'm laughing so hard, I just about burst a vein!

Posted on 04/09/2008 at 8:04:18 AM

 
God Speed Gentlemen

Posted on 03/08/2008 at 7:03:01 PM

 
Holy shit! I hope to keep my penis intact, thank you very much.

Posted on 01/01/2008 at 5:01:56 AM

 
ROFLMAO! Thanks, now I know what to do.

Posted on 07/24/2007 at 5:07:00 PM

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