How to Deal with the Boss from Hell in 10 Easy Steps

Ghost Rider. Despite my lack of respect for the film, I can't deny the lessons it passes down, the most prominent of them being the way Ghost Rider deals with a boss from Hell, and so for those who have not seen the film (I envy you), or just need a refresher (in other words, you blocked it out), I have broken down Johnny Blaze's methodology on how to deal with the boss from Hell into ten easy steps.

Step one: Give him hell. Everyone loves gifts, even the demonic leader of the Underworld, so if you want to try to get off on the right foot with your less than likeable H.D.I.C. (Head Demon in Charge), try to figure/find out what he likes, and gift it to him. Now, I know what you're thinking, that sounds great, but what do you give to the fallen angel who has everything? Well, I say, you can never go wrong with a nice fruit basket. Are plums in season yet?

Step two: Remember the way to anyone's heart is through their stomach. Good food and good times (Dyn-o-mite!) go hand in hand. How else do you explain the runaway success of Hooters? It's the wings, obviously. And the same theory that applies to the success of wings dishing restaurant chains with ironically large breasted baristas (seriously, am I the only person who's noticed that all the waitresses in Hooters restaurants have ample bosoms, and how ironic that is considering a nickname for women's breasts is, in fact, hooters? I mean, they should really try to take advantage of that, cause with that and their excellent wings going for them, their cups would really start to runeth over [pun-sadly-intended]), also applies to employees attempting to bedevil their bosses. Menu possibilities: deviled eggs, devil's food cake, and Hooters wings.

Step three: Play The Devil's Advocate. I assure you, it's a cult classic where he's from. Don't ask me how I know, just bring it up in conversation with him, and watch how much he lights (and lightens) up. Other popular titles include: Rosemary's Baby, The Omen, The Exorcist, End of Days, Bedazzled, Little Nicky, Ghost Rider, and Benji-oh, wait, scratch that. I meant Kujo.