Need a Reason to Call in Sick This Week? Brownielocks.com Has a Holiday for the Occasion

Does anybody actually spring out of bed like SpongeBob Squarepants and proclaim to the world that they are ready to take on a new day? How about if that day is a Monday and you have to stare into the cold face of a five-day work week? Chances are, the irritating drone of your "set-too-early" alarm clock will cause a feeling of disgust. You hammer the snooze button in the hopes that ten more minutes of rest will do your body some good...or maybe that your fist hit the snooze hard enough to cause the alarm itself to short circuit.

As always, I am telling my students to "do their homework" and now, once again, I am telling you to do the same. Is it really necessary to get out of bed for five days straight and slouch behind the wheel of your vehicle, inhaling the exhaust fumes of the slowly accelerating elderly man in front of you? I say thee nay. Because www.brownielocks.com has a reason for you to call in sick, particularly if you just do not see it possible to shake off the weekend hang over. Not to even mention the sight of your boss' chipper disposition on a Monday morning makes you inwardly cringe and hate the world. Indeed, this website informs its visitors of holidays that take place for every day of the week all around the world! Religious or otherwise, you now have a sure-fire reason to pick up the phone and inform your boss that you cannot make it to work. Besides, this coming week happens to be national Clown Week! How can anybody possibly sit in their isolated cubicle during such a comedic celebration?