The Craziest Celebrity Baby Names

Here's a list of some of the craziest, ill-conceived and downright stupid names ever conceived for a child. They are all names given by celebrities who you would think would know better seeing as they are in the spotlight and should have an understanding of how an intrusive and critical media can destroy a person.

Some of these names would be just fine if the baby were never to age past 3 months, but unfortunately nature decrees that we all grow old and these poor little buggers will do so bearing the fruits of their parents fevered and over-imaginative baby-naming insanity.

You will notice that there are certain repeat offenders here most notably the talented lead singer of "Coldplay", 'Chris Martin' and his wife the only slightly decent actress 'Gwyneth Paltrow' who apparently both go insane in each other's company as they came out with the following two names. First we have 'Apple' and then if that weren't bad enough they came up with 'Moses' for their 2nd. No, it's not a comedy duo, although you could be forgiven for thinking so and exactly what book of baby names were they looking at 'The Bronx Zoo's baby name finder, Volume 1'?. And 'Moses', just think about that for a second. Unless your living in the middle east or are sporting an 11 foot white beard and leading the children of Israel through sandy wastelands of death for a few decades you really shouldn't be called 'Moses'.