Worst Date Ever

AC Double 100 Worst Date Ever Winner!



I’ve always been a sucker for British men, but usually that doesn’t make them con artists. I had already decided to put aside dating for the year, but such as happens when you make a final and irrevocable decision; you invite the universe to change your mind. So, half-way
 through the year I was surprised to get an email forwarded from a spiritual dating site where I had initially posted a “don’t-come-hither” profile. I had posted that profile three years before just so I could contact someone I saw there. That hadn’t worked out and so I forgot about the free profile as I knew no full-blooded male would ever want to reply to an un-photographed, self-confessed, psychic witch. I was wrong. Even after I admitted the profile was seriously old and more of a joke than anything, he persisted. We traded photographs and when he told me he lived in London, I was hooked. I can’t say no to British men. My one and only weakness and the universe was laughing its head off!




When we met in Houston, I had already spent several months conversing with him on-line. I knew he was far from perfect, but something about him made me keep coming back. I hadn’t thought we would be meeting because he lived in London and I lived in North Carolina but suddenly my mother took ill and I had to go to Houston to stay with her. When I mentioned this, he told me he had gotten a visa to enter the US as an extra for a film company and he was going to be in Houston too. It seemed like fate. Boy, was it!




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I have to say that I have definitely experienced some bad ones in my life for sure! check em' out, experienceproject.org/jadedchick16

Posted on 06/21/2009 at 11:06:43 AM

Worst date ever? Well, maybe, if everyone agrees that dates that do involve violence, rape, drugs, etc., are in a separate category from garden-variety lousy dates.

Posted on 12/31/2008 at 7:12:48 PM

or walk around naked in public showing off their regalia like proud peacocks.

Posted on 07/31/2006 at 7:07:00 AM

yup.. can certainly live without hiney swatting and body odor. I myself can live without it. At least he didnt spit.

Posted on 07/31/2006 at 7:07:00 AM

Jean, I can't help it. Even after this date, I still adore British men. I think they are wonderfully eccentric, for the most part! But, I can do without the hiney-swatting and the body odor.

Posted on 07/30/2006 at 9:07:00 AM

Didnt anyone tell you... the British are odd and eccentric!!! That combined with him being a male.... Have you thought of a career in screen writing??? I can visualize this episode in the movie "the 40 year old virgin"

Posted on 07/16/2006 at 2:07:00 PM

Thank you Sam, Lina, and Darlene. Yep, that blood sugar thing really added a whole other dimension to that date. As I was driving him back and he was berating me, he paused only momentarily with his eyes slitting suspiciously as I popped peppermints in my mouth one after another. "Keep talking," I was thinking, "maybe that'll keep me from passing out." Ha, ha. If he only knew...

Posted on 06/03/2006 at 5:06:00 PM

Claire, you earned that reward, especially after what you went through. I go through that blood-sugar thing too, when I'm overly hungry, so I know exactly what you were going through. And then to add to it, having to deal with this selfish, weird creep. Congratulations!

Posted on 06/03/2006 at 1:06:00 PM

Congrats! Great story, The black sheets would a scared me off right away.

Posted on 06/02/2006 at 3:06:00 PM

One word for you: "Ouch." Great story though. And congratulations!

Posted on 05/28/2006 at 7:05:00 PM

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