Twisted Television Episodes I'd like to See

1. The Office-Dwight Scores

Freak storms in the Midwest cause a beet shortage for a bioscience company doing critical research. Dwight should become a beet billionaire and buy Dunder Mifflin paper and own Jim and Pam. Remaking the company logo, advertising, and management style in his image, the office stack reels from the changes.

2. Cops: Amish 911

The rising number of Amish crimes necessitates armed forces patrolling the Amish country. Tin cans, string, and newfangled cellphones hidden in strategic barns signal cops that law enforcement assistance is needed. Law and Order will be made plain.

3. LOST-Through the Hand Mirror

Jack flashes back to a time when his father was the perfect man and life disappointed him in a way similar to the events on the island. Jack sees a side of his mother he never knew existed. He sees how Christian sacrificed the woman in Australia to come back to his family in the United States.

4. Pirate Master-The SS White House

The candidates for President of the United States of America from all parties must conduct themselves as Pirates for ten weeks. The Treasure found will be applied to the national deficit. Al Gore is the host. Teams vote off game members and set them adrift. The remaining winner gets the gig.

5. Cops: Amish 911

The rising number of Amish crimes necessitates armed forces patrolling the Amish country. Tin cans, string, and newfangled cellphones hidden in strategic barns signal cops that law enforcement assistance is needed.

6. The Office-Dwight Scores II

Dwight should get a smooth alter ego personality like Andy Kaufman in "Taxi". He appears as hip sophisticate in Armani, transiting the perils of a day at the office with ease in order to make his golf game. Oprah begs for an interview. Michael becomes enthralled as Jim watches Pam become interested.

7. "Senator March"