Will Bob Dylan Contact a CP?

I've learned a couple of interesting things over the past couple of days while perusing Associated Content. After reading an article in the showcase by Timothy Sexton in which the claim was made that Jon Lovitz of Saturday Night Live and The Simpsons fame contacted him, I became intrigued. Apparently, Timothy Sexton had written an article called, "Why Did Jon Lovitz Beat Up Andy Dick in a Los Angeles Comedy Club?". After the article was submitted for non-payment, Jon Lovitz allegedly contacted Mr. Sexton and another article was released detailing the supposed communication titled, "Comedian Jon Lovitz Visits AC: You Never Know Who is Reading Your Articles".These articles got me thinking. Oh, not about Jon Lovitz or Andy Dick -- I honestly had no opinion of Jon Lovitz before this, and no one had to convince me that Andy Dick is a coked-out, colonic-crazed piece of work who I wouldn't cross the street to see perform in a comedy club. What I was actually thinking while reading the articles was two-fold:

1. How the heck did Timothy Sexton get a clout number of 10, damn that is a lot of page views.

For people who write for Associated Content, you will know that a clout index of 10 means that you have gotten an insane buttload of page views. That is a technical term by the way. After some Nancy Drew on Timothy Sexton I realized that he writes an equally insane buttload amount of articles and that they are both interesting, easy to read and well-written. Lots of keywords like "Jon Lovitz", "Simpsons Characters", "Hollywood Celebrities", and "Serial Killers" don't hurt either. This CP works the search engines like a part-time job and knows it. No criticism here, he also knows how to write a good article.

2. How can I utilize Associated Content for my opportunistic goals?