Dr Pepper and Its Mysterious 23 Flavors

Dr Pepper is one of those enigmatic consumable products that are either loved or hated by any given person, with no middle ground. Like Circus Peanuts, or, for another soda example, Mountain Dew. I like Dr Pepper. However, I don't like that Dr Pepper recently began touting its unique
 secret blend of 23 flavors. Surely you've noticed it--the "23 flavors" mark now appears prominently on every Dr Pepper label, and this quality was the theme of some ad campaigns in the last two years or so.

This piece was originally conceived as a look at an ad campaign gone wrong. Dr Pepper has 23 flavors? That's kind of gross, even mildly disturbing. And we're to believe that this carbonated high fructose corn syrup in an aluminum can is more complex than the finest of carefully crafted old-world wines perfected through centuries of tradition? Even the most pompous of wine tasters, with the bouquet and the hints and the overtones and the undertones and the subtle resonances, won't come up with more than six or seven flavors. 23 flavors? Are you serious, Doc P?

But I am, alas, an inquisitive person. Foolishly so, some say. This writing will undoubtedly do little to dissuade them of this belief. I decided, instead, to attempt to unlock the mysteries of Dr Pepper's 23 flavors. To me, this 23 flavors business amounts to nothing less than a taunt, a dare, a worthy Dr Pepper challenge.

Here is the document of my journey.

In case you're unaware, the 23 flavors that comprise the Dr Pepper recipe is a supreme secret of the Cadbury Schweppes Americas Beverages (CSAB) group. Depending on which account you trust--there's no official word from the company--either only a very few people know the Dr Pepper recipe or, in the slightly more extreme version, a few people know half of the recipe while a few others know the other half.

 
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Posted on 06/15/2009 at 10:06:36 PM

Amaretto IS almond-flavored. So you pretty much have 22 flavors...

Posted on 06/12/2009 at 4:06:59 PM

as in doctors lmao.. probly true i taste meat in that drink thats why i like it so much

Posted on 05/04/2009 at 7:05:33 AM

they put humans in it

Posted on 05/04/2009 at 7:05:40 AM

Dandelions!!! I knew there was a very distinct, very familiar flavor in there, but I couldn't quite put my finger on it. When I was a kid, this hippie chick came to school and showed us how to eat flowers. One of the things she made was deep fried dandelions...that's the elusive flavor. Good call!!!

Posted on 03/27/2009 at 11:03:14 AM

Mr. Pibb !!!

Posted on 03/17/2009 at 4:03:29 AM

I once contacted Dr Pepper in the early 1980's as I thought the taste of D.P. had changed. They "guaranteed" it had not. When I was a kid in Florida in the 1940's, Dr. Pepper was all anybody drank ... besides Coke. It was delicious on a hot sultry day and filled your body with a pleasant surge I later found in booze. Come to find out, they did change the formula from cane sugar to corn syrup fructose. Believe me that's a big difference to anyone who has sucked on a cane sugar stick in Maui. Corn syrup does NOT taste like CANE sugar! To the CEO's at Dr Pepper, you guys are big liars. If you want the original, go to Dublin Dr. Pepper, they kept the original formula! HooRay!

Posted on 03/03/2009 at 12:03:47 PM

If it contained ALMONDS the can would have to have a "contains nuts" label for allergie sufferers.

Posted on 02/11/2009 at 3:02:46 AM

I thnk that instead of prune thrs cola on the list..

Posted on 01/27/2009 at 5:01:22 PM

anyone who drinks Dr. Pepper is an idiot anyway...all you guys are fags

Posted on 12/23/2008 at 1:12:52 PM

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