Immigration Reform: Send Them to Alaska

I propose the United States of America give Mexico the upper most part of Alaska, as a means of a gift for letting all of their 7 million citizens visit our fine country. The offering would be just a small part of Alaska, not all of it by any means. But rather, enough to fill the size of Texas. And the 7 million illegal Mexican aliens that are in my country. Obviously, sending bus loads of illegals back across the southern border is doing absolutely no good what so ever. They just come back, illegally, yet again.

So, my proposition to give them a piece of Alaska would solve this issue of them coming back, illegally. We would not build any homes, businesses, or in any other manner put resources on the part of Alaska we would be giving to Mexico. They get enough of our money as it is. They can build homes with our money later.

I propose that the day the transaction passes where Mexico kindly accepts the offer of a bit of free Alaskan land from their dear friend, The U.S.A., I do think that would be a great time to send out all of the INS workers, International Naturalization Services workers, to go to every last chicken plant, overnight remodeling site, and every last Tommy Hilfiger clothing store, just to name a few of the most obvious places, to pick up all of the illegal Mexicans.

And if the INS wants to pull this "We don't know where they are" card, give us blue collar citizens of America the INS's direct phone line. We will call in telling the INS exactly where they are, including giving them the fake Social Security number the illegal aliens are currently using. We know. Trust me. So that line is a hunk of baloney.

Since there is no excuse as to not being able to gather up all the illegals, as it is blatantly obvious as to where each and every last one of them are, we would then have all 7 million cuffed and waiting deportation, to Alaska.