Where to Hide the Sex Toys

Now that you've accumulated mass amounts of vibrators, lubricants and other sex toys you might be wondering where you're going to put them all; safely away from prying eyes. After all you can't possibly hide all of them under the mattress can you? No, you can't and that's why I'm sharing my list of favorite places to hide them, besides the bedside table.

Behind the painting, dear
You obviously can't just hang them behind a painting but if you happen to have a wall safe that's one of the best places you can put them. If you don't have a wall safe a regular safe purchased from Wal-Mart or Target will work just fine. Take note though, that if you put your toys in a safe you'll have to unlock the safe first to play with them and trying to remember your combination when you're butt naked and in the heat of the moment might cool things down a bit.

The toys are in the library
This technique is somewhat elaborate but it works especially if you have a collection of hard back books nobody wants to read. All you have to do is hollow out the center of the pages (all the pages) and create a hole in the book. Lay the toy in the book and put it back on the shelf. You can also purchase books that aren't real books at all, rather they look like books but are intended for you to hide your valuables in. If you have lots of toys you'll need lots of books.

Metal foot lockers make excellent storage
There's nothing better, in my opinion, than a footlocker with a padlock and key to hide away the sex toys. First of all it can only be opened by those that have keys, secondly footlockers make great coffee tables and lastly the footlocker can be opened prior to sex time so that toys are easily accessible. Not to mention they have tons of room to store tons of toys.

Nobody looks in the shoe boxes
Well, almost nobody. Shoe boxes may not hold a lot of toys all at once and aren't very pretty but they work and they make it easy to store the toys right under the bed for quick grabbing. If you want you can decorate the shoe boxes but that may make people curious enough to look in them should they find them.