Top Ten Reasons to Become a Celebrity ... Or Not

At one point in time we all looked up to some celebrity in some shape of form. Whether we wanted to be that celebrity or just hook with one, it doesn't matter. These are the top ten reasons to become a celebrity in today's day and age.

1) Unlimited rehab stints - That's right as a celebrity, you get to go to rehab as many times as you like, for as many reasons as you like, from the truly legitimate problems to new and made up disorders. Not only do you get to go to rehab on multiple occasions, but you also get to be pampered while in rehab, bring your friends, and you get to come and go as you please with whatever you want, illegal or not.

2) You get to go to jail - How fun does that sound. You get free media coverage as you go to jail and walk the red carpet to and from you cell. While your strut your stuff, numerous photo hungry paparazzi flash pictures of you to plaster all over the world. Now doesn't that sound great! In addition, you get to use your get out of jail free card to go home and eat cupcakes for a day. That is so great!

3) You get paid lots of money - For what? You may ask. Well I will tell you, for absolutely nothing! All you have to do is go to parties, drive drunk, take drugs, or have no talent at all, and companies will pay you millions of dollars. That is so wonderful! While the rest of the world is working hard for a minimal salary, barely living paycheck to paycheck, you get to earn millions by just being stupid. In fact, you can even do something illegal, and you will paid to talk about it, now how cool is that?

4) You get to sleep with lots of people - And that is okay. In fact, that makes you a more interesting celebrity. The more people you sleep with, the more famous you can become. But, gentlemen beware, watch out for paternity suits. You can always deny it, but be careful or you may have to share the millions that you worked SO hard to earn with some one else. Your best bet, celebrity hook ups! It make better stories and they already have their own money, so they don't usually want yours!