A hearty-sized dog has a heart of gold. What more could a pet owner ask for?
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Are you ready for a dog? How can you choose what breed is best? Which is a better pet, a big dog or a little dog? Why?
As a lifelong lover of canines of every sort and persuasion, I offer the fruit of personal experience, both good and bad.
Behold, my top 20 reasons why big dogs are safer and saner than little dogs:
Big dogs have nothing to prove. Little dogs make a lot of noise, just to prove they matter.
Big dogs really ARE large and in charge. Little dogs try too hard!
Big dogs play with toys. Little dogs ARE the toys.
Big dogs eat shoes. Little dogs eat ground round.
Big dogs are happy. Little dogs are hyper.
Big dogs chew on bones. Little dogs bite ankles.
Big dogs are affectionate and loving. Little dogs are cranky and crabby.
Big dogs behave. Little dogs bounce.
Big dogs drink out of toilets and puddles. Little dogs drink from crystal bowls.
Big dogs are gentle. Little dogs are jealous.
Big dogs sleep on the bed. Little dogs have their own beds.
Big dogs protect their masters. Little dogs try to BE the master.
Big dogs are fun. Little dogs are fashion.
Big dogs are low-maintenance. Little dogs are spoiled rotten.
Big dogs groom themselves. Little dogs have personal beauticians.
Big dogs grow their own winter coats. Little dogs wear designer doggy styles.
Big dogs can catch frisbees in their mouths. Little dogs simply mouth off.
Big dogs are practically furniture. Little dogs are jumping beans.
Big dogs fetch balls. Little dogs bounce like balls.
Big dogs guard children. Little dogs attack them.
Any questions?
As a lifelong lover of canines of every sort and persuasion, I offer the fruit of personal experience, both good and bad.
Behold, my top 20 reasons why big dogs are safer and saner than little dogs:
Big dogs have nothing to prove. Little dogs make a lot of noise, just to prove they matter.
Big dogs really ARE large and in charge. Little dogs try too hard!
Big dogs play with toys. Little dogs ARE the toys.
Big dogs eat shoes. Little dogs eat ground round.
Big dogs are happy. Little dogs are hyper.
Big dogs chew on bones. Little dogs bite ankles.
Big dogs are affectionate and loving. Little dogs are cranky and crabby.
Big dogs behave. Little dogs bounce.
Big dogs drink out of toilets and puddles. Little dogs drink from crystal bowls.
Big dogs are gentle. Little dogs are jealous.
Big dogs sleep on the bed. Little dogs have their own beds.
Big dogs protect their masters. Little dogs try to BE the master.
Big dogs are fun. Little dogs are fashion.
Big dogs are low-maintenance. Little dogs are spoiled rotten.
Big dogs groom themselves. Little dogs have personal beauticians.
Big dogs grow their own winter coats. Little dogs wear designer doggy styles.
Big dogs can catch frisbees in their mouths. Little dogs simply mouth off.
Big dogs are practically furniture. Little dogs are jumping beans.
Big dogs fetch balls. Little dogs bounce like balls.
Big dogs guard children. Little dogs attack them.
Any questions?
- Big dogs play with toys. Little dogs ARE the toys.
- Big dogs are fun. Little dogs are fashion.
- Big dogs guard children. Little dogs attack them.
Comments
rpn
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(Guest)
01/10/2010
i have a big dog and a little dog and all the little dogs i know AREN'T the little dog qualities u said. little dogs and big dogs aren't that different. tall people and short people aren't that different.
nikkibot
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11/14/2009
Little dogs piddle on the floor, big dogs flood the floor.
Lauren
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(Guest)
10/30/2009
This is the most biased thing i have ever read. I love dogs of all sizes and own boh a big dog (70 lib) AND a litle dog (14 lbs). Not only is most of this information sereoypical, but it is innacurate as well. Big dogs require just as much mainenence and time as little dogs, and little dogs do NOT bite or incessantly bark by nature. Obviously, whichever size dog you have, their behavior is due to how they are TRAINED.
Woof! Woof!
darcy stevens
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05/14/2008
please excuse the bad writing. I'm in a bit of a hurry.
darcy stevens
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(Guest)
05/14/2008
sorry, but i like to spiol my dogs and having a big, you simply can'y do that! They are some of the most beautiful creatures on this planet, why can't we make them look better? Besides, big dogs drool and don't realize that their tongues belong in their mouths. Little dogs know! I'm proud of my little dogs. They don't even knock me to ground when we play!
I wish more people had appreciation for big dogs :)
My dog Moose
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(Guest)
09/08/2007
Very nice. I own both types of dogs but I still love it!
This is so awesome! Big dogs rock! I love my big boy...you can see him in the pic of my Dog Dish Lifter article.
This is too cute! I love my little dog but your right he is so very spoiled lol
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