There is a Fly in My House: A Convserastion with Myself

Darn! there is a fly in my house

I have to kill it or let it fly out

Before my husband gets here

He is already not too happy about my house keeping

And there is my firend, who drops by any moment, un announced uninvited

What would she think about me if the fly is dancing around the house??

Should I kill?? no that would be animal cruelty..what if PETA comes after me??

But it carries germs..what if I get sick?? o well..I will face sickness but i cannot carry tag of animal abuser

Are u sure I am not an animal abuser?? because I EAT chicken..that is also like killing right??

Never mind..stop all that debate now..didn't you see what is happening to Michael Vick??

Ya what about him..are you sure all the people protesting him are vegetarians or better vegans?? if not then they are also in the same ranks right??

O shut up..my brain you are killing me here..

I know what I should do..

I will kill the fly and then go to PETA rehab!!