My Central Park Experience Poem

Trees, ponds, statues, and ducks.
Ride the carriage for just a few bucks,
But if I were king, I'd make sure there'd be,
Plenty of restrooms for people like me.

We walked and wandered, but yet couldn't find
That place of relief. It boggled my mind.
Your park is a beauty. I hope you are flattered.
But I think you forgot to think of my bladder.