5 Lies Told by Women in Relationships

Women tell lies in order to drive men crazy. Why? It is revenge for all the times you lied to us women. Here are five lies told by women in relationships.

I cheated on you

We often claim to cheat on you only see the look on your face. Women like to screw men over the ultimate way by making sure that you never forget it. We want you to know that we had sex with your best friend or coworker. Heck, we might even go as far to say we had sex with your boss. At this point we just want you to be miserable since you don't know how to treat women right.

I don't know where the money went

We may clean out your bank account when we decide to leave you or get back at you. We know exactly where the money went. We may shrug it off by saying that I must of spent it elsewhere. The good old famous line you know it all adds up spending a little amount here and there each week. We secretly hide money away in order to have a ton of fun when we are gone away from you.

I don't like your ex wife

It means that I'm really having lunch with your ex wife to talk about you in bed. Sure, we may laugh at a few things about you. We have fun talking about you and everything we dislike about you. It can be quite interesting if you know what we mean.

I'm PMSing 30 days each month

A woman is usually mad at you over something. You keep on messing up over and over again. You can't figure out what is wrong because you don't think about any of the rude things that you do or don't do. She is on the verge of getting a divorce from you or breaking up with you cause you don't know how to treat her right.

I'm not in the mood tonight for months.

We imply that we are in the mood tonight for anybody else. We would rather use sex toys than to have sex with you tonight. This means that you aren't good enough in bed. We may even think about having sex with another man instead of you. You don't know how to please a woman in bed anymore. You need to learn how to spice things up in the bedroom if you understand what we mean.