Pizza Sauce on Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich Sandwich Recipe

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Pizza Sauce on Grilled-Cheese-Sandwich Sandwiches

So I was in the kitchen, talking to one of my roommates about girls, and decided on grilled-cheese sandwiches for lunch. I'd already been to an early class, and he'd just woken up, so the conversation was a little one-sided. Also I'd just run into a beautiful girl who actually gave me the time of day, so I was pretty excited and didn't care much whether he was responding or not. I was not paying much attention to him or the food, really.

I took four slices of bread (this was white bread which I'd bought for I think 48 cents/loaf, which becomes important later), a small block of left-over "seriously sharp" cheddar, a nugget of my butter someone had used and left in the back of the fridge (still good, though), and a frying pan, which I put on Medium-low heat, forgetting that for grilled-cheese sandwiches you really want Medium-high at least, if not High. Like I said, not paying attention.