The Worst Movies of 2007

Well the year is almost over, only four more months left to go. And so far this year has been slightly disappointing as far as film enjoyment go. Now I know that it had been a record braking year for the box office but that doesn't mean that the films were all that great. I get tired of being stoked to see a movie and leave the theater disappointed and 40 dollars lighter. Here is my list of the top 2007 movies that didn't live up to the hype.

January
I was so excited to see Epic Movie. I love spoofs. What a disappointment this was, one lame joke after another. Where's my generation's Airplane?

February
Ghost Rider is based on a pretty cool comic, or so I hear. The movie had great special effects and some seriously bad overacting and the worst dialogue I've heard since, well, Epic Movie.

March
How could I Think I Love My Wife be bad? It has Chris Rock, who in my household we still refer to as Pookie. But then I remembered Chris Rock can tell a joke but he sure as hell can't act.

March had another terrible movie that I just can't ignore, The Last Mimzy. I have two small children both under the age of ten so I see quite a few child friendly films. The Last Mimzy may be the worst movie of 2007. I cannot describe how stupid this movie is. The acting is terrible (because besides Dakota Fanning most kids can't act). The story is ridiculous and terribly contrived. But I was excited to see it because Rainn Wilson is in it and I am a diehard Office fan. But unfortunately Mr. Wilson could not save this craptacular craptacular film.

Blades of Glory was a terrible disappointment as well. I watched the previews and was duped into going to this movie. I thought "Will Ferrell good, that weird kid from Napoleon Dynamite good". This movie was so bad that I actually fell asleep halfway through. I have no idea how it ends and really don't care.

April
In the month of April I saw Next with Nicolas Cage. When will I learn? Nick Cage no longer makes good movies. Through the whole movie all I wanted to know was why did he have Tom Hanks hair from The Davinci Code in this film?