20 Signs You're Watching Too Much Reality TV

By Stephanie Modkins, published Sep 07, 2007
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Reality shows are taking over TV. They're the hot new way for networks to drag the masses to their stations. And why not? Everyone seems to have at least one Reality TV show that they love. Yet, with the production of a new show every other week, a question needs to be asked of us. Are we going too far?

The demand for Reality TV continues to rise because there's a portion of the general population that just doesn't see it for what it is - an inexpensive form of entertainment. You know who those people are. The barometer of their day is based on who is kicked off a show or goes on to the next level. And what's so sad is that they are oblivious to it. So I am going to switch the light on.

I am going to reveal the truth. Below are the top twenty signs that you are watching too much Reality TV. If you see yourself in this list, put the remote down and get yourself some help.

#1 You can't name three presidents, but you know all of the real and fake names of "The Flavor of Love Girls."

#2 You cried when Clay Aiken lost to Ruben Studdard on "American Idol."

#3 You think "Trading Spouses" would be a great form of counseling for your troubled marriage.

#4 When you talk to your kids about life, you make constant references to "Survivor."

#5 Instead of saying 'you're fired' to employees you let go, you say 'your show is canceled.'

#6 When your spouse makes you a dinner that's less than perfect, you throw a tantrum and make her cry.

#7 You really believe that Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton mended their broken friendship on "the Simple Life."

#8 You think Master P got a bum rap on "Dancing With the Stars."

#9 You keep urging your wife to go on "The Biggest Loser" even though she's steadily losing weight off of Weight Watchers.

#10 You think Scott Baio is really worried about being 45 and unmarried.

#11 You're trying to get a hold of Reverend Run for spiritual advice.

#12 You've been waiting to get on "Trading Spaces" in order to remodel your living room.

#13 You think all of "The Girl's Next Door" are truly in love with Hugh Hefner.

#14 You were shocked to hear that Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston broke-up. Their marriage seemed so solid on the show.

20 Signs You're Watching Too Much Reality TV
20 Signs You're Watching Too Much Reality TV

If you can't name three presidents, but you know all of the real and fake names of "The Flavor of Love Girls," then you're watching too much reality TV.

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LMAO! But when you start writing reality T.V. jokes you know you have fallen over the edge. Just kidding; great work!

Posted on 10/15/2007 at 9:10:00 PM

 
Question? Just curious.... Could it be that you are a victim of your own content. After all you seem to know a great deal about the most popular reality TV shows. I can only assume that your knowledge came from your frequent viewing of these shows. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR ADDICTION.

Posted on 09/25/2007 at 12:09:00 AM

 
What we really need on TV are more police and legal dramas (and of course, more commercials!)

Posted on 09/24/2007 at 9:09:00 PM

 
You mean Hugh's blonde babes aren't really in love with him??? Say it isn't so!!!!!!!!

Posted on 09/19/2007 at 2:09:00 PM

 
Now, if you understand this whole list - doesn't it mean you're watching too much reality TV. :-) Funny stuff.

Posted on 09/17/2007 at 4:09:00 PM

 
Ha! And you gain weight by watching Top Chef...

Posted on 09/16/2007 at 3:09:00 PM

 
This article was like a foreign language to me - makes sense since I only watch sitcoms. Not really into reality TV.

Posted on 09/14/2007 at 8:09:00 PM

 
Gee...wish show should I cut out?

Posted on 09/14/2007 at 8:09:00 PM

 
Gee: wish show to I cut out?

Posted on 09/14/2007 at 8:09:00 PM

 
Who are all those people? Guess I must not be watching enough reality TV--or any other kind. Seriously, I hate it when my husband gets involved with "Survivor" and knocks himself out to be home to watch it every week. I'm thinking of serving him snails and grubs to see if that might break him of it. I can't imagine anybody being desperate enough for money or attention to put stuff like that in their mouths.

Posted on 09/14/2007 at 7:09:00 PM

 
Fun article. I think it's a sign that we are a nation full of voyeurs, lol.

Posted on 09/14/2007 at 1:09:00 PM

 
Cute article...do we need reality TV because we have too much or not enough reality in our lives I wonder?

Posted on 09/14/2007 at 12:09:00 PM

 
I know I've read some of these elsewhere online and in e-mails. I certainly hope AC isn't coming to publishing lists like this all the time.

Posted on 09/13/2007 at 9:09:00 PM

 
Oh no - I watch too much reality TV!

Posted on 09/13/2007 at 3:09:00 PM

 
You tell passersby to "suck it up"

Posted on 09/13/2007 at 2:09:00 PM

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