Sisterly Humor: A MadLibs Experiment in Confusion

My sister and I often get extremely silly. We were silly, so all I did was ask her for different parts of the English language. It was similar to MadLibs, but there was not a story already printed. Instead, as she gave me words, I made up a story. This allowed me to twist the story in any direction I so pleased.

My sister does tend to have a dirty mind at times, so the first example does sound a little bit raunchy, though it makes no sense. It is just that there are some words that are not appropriate for younger ears or eyes.

Disclaimer: These stories were created by Bridget and Briana Delaney when they were extremely silly. Reading these stories may cause psychological damage, swollen feet, or unwanted pregnancy in males. They may also cause permanent blindness and temporary discomfort in the cranial region. Do not read if you suffer from uncontrolled toenail fungus, chronic scurvy, or inflamed eyelids.

Example 1:

Anna Kornikova was once a black-footed ferret in Denmark during 218 B.C. She copulated with a three-toed sloth named Andre Agassi. When this happened they produced a seven-legged spider named Serena Williams.

Serena grew up to be an underwear inspector. She gained great fame by ejaculating on the Swedish Embassy. After she did this, the Norwegian police decimated her and gave her a bacon and strawberry sandwich.

Serena was thirsty, so they gave her a 3x10¹⁵ gallon perfume bottle with chicken broth to drink in it. Serena did not want to drink the chicken broth, so she groped it instead.

When she finished, she found a vaginal cubic zirconium at the bottom of the perfume bottle.

Before Serena died, the Faeroese city council gave her a plaque made of macaroni and cheese. The inscribed words read, "To Serena, the undressed seven-legged spider that inconspicuously castrated the king of Finland."

Example 2:
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