Product Review: Tyson Any'tizers

Tyson Foods, one of the biggest mass producers of chicken products and all around corporate slaughterer of chickens in general, has a new product line that sounds hip, fun, and tasty. This product line goes by the name of Any'tizers and I bought a whole stack of boxes and different flavors to give them a try.

Any'tizers Buffalo Style Boneless Wyngs:
The Buffalo sauce that these chicken pieces soaked in is just perfect for my pallet of bland preference. It is not too spicy and not completely tame. These work great for an appetizer or party snack, which the entire line of products seem to be geared towards, but also worked as a full on lunch for me as I sat in bed watching a Dvd. Overall: Good Stuff!

Any'tizers Cheddar and Bacon Chicken Bites:
The bacon overwhelms the flavor of the cheddar, and overall they both taste as fake and processed as can possibly be. These work great maybe for a small snack, but eating more than a few made me sick to the tummy. If you are a fan of potato wedges with cheddar and bacon bits, sort of like what is found at the fast food joint: Jack N the Box, then these taste just like a helping of those. Whether or not the nuggest are made out of chicken, I could not tell, all tasted like fake bacon to me. Overall: Junk Food!

Any'tizers Homestyle Chicken Fries:
I like chicken fries. I remmeber when the old Hardee's fast food places in the Midwest has chicken sticks; those were great. These days Burger King has chicken fries and if they are not cooked in dirty grease they have some nice flavor. These Tyson chicken fries lack in flavor. They taste just like one of those Tyson chicken fritter patties and you will more than likely need some sort of sauce. Perhaps these fries could be used as an ingredient in some elaborate salad or wrap, but alone they are quite boring. Overall: Filling, but boring!