ABC Fall Television Preview

I probably watch ABC less than any current television station. I just don't have a lot of time to watch television and Pushing Daisies is the only show I will probably watch. On Sunday, I am usually working so I will not be watching television and if I was, I'd probably be catching a cable movie.

As far as Monday goes, a 90 minute reality show doesn't draw me at all, and Samantha Who isn't enough to take up my time when shows like Heroes and K-Ville are on. Nothing appeals to me Tuesday nights on ABC besides Boston Legal but I won't watch it until Wednesday morning anyways. As far as the rest of the week goes, I will watch Pushing Daisies, but the CW network has me on Thursdays, and I'd rather die in a fire than be stuck watching any of the current Friday programming on any channel.

Monday

8pm: Dancing with the stars: There isn't much I can say about this. D-List celebrities come on this show to dance and win awards. So you think you can dance is a much more entertaining show because it gives new people a chance to shine. If they want to include stars here, the best thing would be to combine this show and The Biggest Loser to watch a lot of fat stars try to dance.

8pm Winter: Wife Swap: This is a pathetic ploy for ratings. Why would anybody watch this?

930pm: Samantha Who: During the winter, this moves to 9pm to allow for Notes from the Underbelly, an insanely stupid show about a couple expecting a child. Anyways, Samantha Who stars Christina Applegate as an amnesiac trying to remember herself, and has an amazing supporting cast. First, Jennifer Esposito (Crash) is in it as well as Jean Smart (Some know her from Designing Women, but I unfortunately know her as the crazy ex-wife from 24.) My hopes of her showing up on 24 this season were dashed in the writing of this article, DAMN YOU CBS!!!!!

10pm: In the fall, the Bachelor's is on and in the Winter, it's October Road. The Bachelor is a reality show I do not care about, and October Road seems to be a direct copy of a Ryan Reynolds movie where he loses weight and moves home. I might catch it if I'm not catching Journeymen on NBC before its cancelled for low ratings.

Tuesday