Annual Job Quitting Day #3

Stupid Quotes by Not so Stupid People, Well Maybe

Before we get started I must apologize to my loyal readers for not keeping up with the Annual Quitting Day jokes and tidbits. I've been working a lot offline and its hindered my abilities to write as much online. So many have told me how they have enjoyed the first two installments I feel as though I must continue this ongoing trend and make you laugh so I can prolong your life at least 3 more minutes (so they say).

So many people love Alicia Silverstone, mostly guys, but maybe this is why after she filmed the movie Clueless she was quoted as saying, "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

Who can forget good old Bob Dole and his aspirations about the Internet, "The Internet is a great way to get on the net." Can't stop with the letter B there when Britney Spears is lingering around being quoted saying, "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."

I'm sure everyone can remember supermodel Cindy Crawford and her take on models being like baseball players, "Models are like baseball players. We make a lot of money quickly, but all of a sudden we're 30 years old, we don't have a college education, we're qualified for nothing, and we're used to a very nice lifestyle. The best thing is to marry a movie star."

Oh I love this one, remember Decca Records back in the day that had this little known group of guys right in their grasp back in 1962, "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out." Someone had to get fired over that mistake. Can't let the D's go without a quote by Dennis Rodman after being asked if the Chicago Bulls team chemistry was overrated, "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something."

Here you go ladies, anyone know who Emma Bunton is? If not she was or is again Baby Spice of the Spice Girls and after a session was quoted as saying, "I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny - when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing."