Medieval Times Dinner Theatre - Dallas Style

Hear ye! Hear ye! The fun is about begin! You pull up into the parking lot of Medieval Times Dinner Theater and lo and behold, there stands a wondrous castle! Yes folks right near downtown Dallas and practically across the street from our hotel stood a beacon drawing me too it. I could not deny the pull of the spires and promises of jousting.

You cross the moat and enter the foyer to the Medieval Times Dinner Theater, where you give up your left arm, right leg, and first born child to be allowed entrance. (Actually, they refused the child, she eats too much and is way too mouthy.) I was in Dallas for Azure's wedding, and decided to treat my brother and his daughter to this fine evening... at $46.49 per person. Plus two bucks apiece for the torture chamber tour, of course. We declined the extras for meeting the King, but we did pay like $7 bucks apiece for two pictures of the group while we were dining. Pricey, yet oh so worth it.

Upon paying the toll and receiving our flags and crowns (more on that in a bit) we were led into the next room where you could be photographed with the Queen. Scott (my brother) did buy the one of his daughter, I wish I had bought that one too now, damn it.

From there we went into the Medieval Times Torture Chamber where I had a grand time watching them cringe as I described in gory detail what each device was used for. This is a maze-type area with various devices lined against the wall with placards giving the name of each, and a brief bit on it's usage. The looks of horror at the Iron Maiden were priceless...