Secrets from Bin Laden's Latest Video

Osama Bin Laden is releasing another video, his first video in several years. The video, entitled, "Ooops, Osama -- The Best of Bin Laden Bloopers, shows all of the outtakes from Bin Laden's videos over the years. You'll see Bin Laden laugh uproariously when he calls the United States, "The Grape Satin", then bust a gut as he beheads the cue card guy for his terrible handwriting.

Also on the tape are Bin Laden's Break-Ups, where you'll see the terrorist leader crack up at his own mistakes. Watch as Bin Laden breaks into laughter after promising anyone who blows themselves up, "39 virgins and eternal paradise in Heaven!" then turns to his aide and says, "Think we should make it an even 40?"

You'll roll with laughter as you see Bin Laden bring new meaning to "boom in shot" when a wayward terrorist wanders in front of a still rolling camera and asks, "can someone put some extra notches in this explosives belt?"

The laughs come easy and your own head will roll when you watch the former Al Queda Supply Minister try to defend himself when the UPS truck delivers 500 LED displays instead of the 500 IEDs that Osama wanted. And watch Osama's priceless reaction when he walks in on one of his own bodyguards playing a "Punch Osama" Flash game.

And if you act now, you get a bonus tape of Al Queda's Propaganda Pranks. Watch as Osama's right hand men giggle to themselves as they plant bogus clues to Bin Laden's whereabouts, including a computer in the background with Google Maps directions from "Osama's Hideout" to "Pakistan Wal-Mart". You'll also see Al Queda's Minister of Explosive Technology and Bake Sales give a stirring speech with Osama's fingers behind him making bunny ears.

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