Saturday Night Live Commercials: Best of Each Decade

The Phone Company, Jewess Jeans, and More

By Bartleby, published Jun 15, 2006
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In its long history, Saturday Night Live has created hundreds of fake commercials to spoof products, poke fun at people, and make us laugh. Here’s a short list of my personal favorites in order by decade.

Saturday Night Live Commercials: the 1970s

Bass-o-Matic - 1976
Fish, a blender, and Dan Aykroyd’s maniacal, enthusiastic parody of Ron Popeil’s Ronco ads. “You never have to scale, cut, or gut again!!”

The Phone Company - 1976
I find Lily Tomlin’s Ernestine character from Laugh-In so hilarious in this SNL commercial that I get a headache from laughing: “We don’t care. We don’t have to. We’re the Phone Company.”

The Navy - 1979
For as much as the military tries to lure new recruits with action shots and scenes of alleged honor, this commercial uncovers the truth about cleaning toilets, peeling potatoes, and getting a paycheck: “It’s not just a job; it’s $96.78 a week.”

Saturday Night Live Commercials: the 1980s

Jewess Jeans - 1980
Gilda makes us giggle with giant hair, giant glasses, a blue halter, and tight jeans with stars of David on the back pockets: “She's got a lifestyle uniquely hers…Europe, Nassau, wholesale furs.”

KANNON AE-1 – 1983
Stevie Wonder endorses this camera that’s so simple even he can use it! His attempts to take pictures result in blurred tree tops and slanted shots of John Newcombe.

Adobe - 1986
From the days of the uber-cheap Yugo and Hyundai, Phil Hartman brings us the ad for a Mexican car made of clay: “German engineering and Mexican know-how helped create the first car to break the $200 barrier.”

First Citiwide Change Bank - 1988
“You can come to us with sixteen quarters, eight dimes, and four nickels…we can give you a five dollar bill.” This commercial brilliantly mocks an ad type that still exists - the “caring local bank” where a kind branch manager explains the meaning of customer service and whatnot.

Saturday Night Live Commercials: the 1990s

Takeaways
  • 70s: The Navy, The Phone Company, Bass-o-Matic
  • 80s: Jewess Jeans, First Citiwide Change Bank, Kannon AE-1
  • 90s and 00s: Oops I Crapped My Pants, Kotex Classic
Did You Know?
Lily Tomlin was offered a contract to do ads for Bell, but she turned it down.
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RE: DellDale It was the Chameleon XLE for 1993. "Finally, a luxury car that doesn't look like a luxury car. There's attention to detail. Like three mismatched wheel covers, and one exposed rim in school-bus yellow. Standard. A broken taillight repaired with duct tape. Standard. Retractable antenna. Standard."

Posted on 12/19/2007 at 7:12:53 PM

 
There was acommercial for a broken down car with a fake fluid leak in case you had to park it in the 'hood. What was the name of the car?

Posted on 11/30/2007 at 12:11:00 PM

 
THANK YOU TOM

Posted on 10/23/2007 at 1:10:00 PM

 
RE: ZACH The name of the skit you are seeking is 'Interbank.' It first aired 5/9/1998. You can google a transcript. I agree with you, this parody of a bank commercial is deadpan hilarious.

Posted on 10/21/2007 at 1:10:00 AM

 
There was a commercial on SNL about travelers' cheque coverage, where they would hunt down the families of the people who stole it and burn their house down. THe motto was like "we don't just find the people who stole your money, we punish them." PLEASE HELP ME FIGURE OUT WHAT ITS CALLED

Posted on 09/26/2007 at 9:09:00 PM

 
There was a Bud Light spoof (the "bring out your best" series) with Robin Williams as a hockey player who starts a fight at the face-off with an opponent who was sleeping with his wife.

Posted on 08/30/2007 at 1:08:00 PM

 
he's BIG BIG BIG...and he's RED RED RED...

Posted on 08/14/2007 at 7:08:00 AM

 
there was a crazy racy car ad (late 90's?) with will ferrell where the car basically was, ummm..., let's say it had female anatomy (blurred spot near the license plate) and they took the selling cars with sex to the extreme, after driving a curvy road ferrel pulls over and has his way with the car... done very well, a nearly believeable tone... crazy edgy

Posted on 08/05/2007 at 8:08:00 PM

 
Ahhh, the compulsion commercial is my favorite, and I can't find a clip anywhere.

Posted on 04/23/2007 at 1:04:00 AM

 
Little Chocolate Doughnuts Royal Deluxe II Shimmer Hey You Mel's Char Palace Quarry Fluckers Spud Super Colon Blow

Posted on 04/22/2007 at 8:04:00 PM

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