A Neoconservative/Right-Wing Socialistic/Communistic Debacle?

All right...I can here the hard-line Right-Wing/Neocons amongst us saying, "How can you use the words Neoconservative/Right-Wing and Socialistic/Communistic Debacle in the same sentence?". Be patient and you'll see!

First lets look at the word Socialism. Wikipedia defines it as such:

Socialism refers to a broad array of doctrines or political movements that envisage a socio-economic system in which property and the distribution of wealth are subject to control by the community for the purposes of increasing social and economic equality and cooperation. This control may be either direct-exercised through popular collectives such as workers' councils-or indirect-exercised on behalf of the people by the state. As an economic system, socialism is often characterized by state or community ownership of the means of production. (Wikipedia)

Lets now look at how Webster's online dictionary defines Communism:

Communism is sometimes also used to mean, particularly in capitalist nations, a totalitarian regime run by the Communist Party where central planning is employed as a means of production and distribution. Because totalitarian regimes of this nature have often committed human rights abuses of varying degrees, some regard this idea of Communism as a dangerous ideology, similar to Fascism or Nazism. (Webster's)

And now lets look at how a Neocon/Right-Winger would describe both:

An evil system of governmental control. This governmental control is all encompassing and determines every aspect of a citizens life and liberty. Stripping them of all self determination and freedom making them an automaton of the national bureaucracy. (Interpreted by Deez)

Just to be clear, lets also define what a Right-Winger is: