Jokes You can Play with Fake Poop

Whether it's Aprils Fools Day, or anytime of the year, everyone loves a good joke with poop. Here are some of my favorites.

Flaming Poop ~
No list of poop jokes would be complete without the flaming bag. This classic poop joke involves filling a paper lunch sack with poop, and setting it afire on your unsuspecting victim's doorstep. You can use human poop or animal poop. Be sure to twist the top of the bag to form a pointy wick. Creep quietly to your intended victim's door; light the top of the bag on fire, and then ring the door bell and run to hide where you can watch the fun.

Most people will instinctively try to put out a small fire with whatever implements are conveniently nearby. When your target opens the door and see the flaming bag, chances are they are going to try to stomp on it to put out the flames. And when they do their shoe will be covered in poop.

Pool Poop ~
If you are looking for a good practical joke to play on someone who has a swimming pool, you may enjoy the classic pool poop. You can use actual poop or you can use Baby Ruth candy bars; (they've got the perfect lumpy texture and they float!). Toss a few in the pool and wait for them to be noticed.

This is a great trick to do at a party when there are a lot of people around. Once they are noticed, be sure to volunteer to help fish them out. There is usually a pool sieve or a net handy for pulling debris out of the pool. Scoop out your fake poop, (if you used the candy bar as poop). Then, as you lean over to inspect what you have caught in the net, casually reach down and say, 'Oh this doesn't look so bad!', and bite off a piece. Unsuspecting observers will believe that you have just taken a big mouthful of actual poop. It will take a moment for it to register with people that it was really just a candy bar.