Six Things That Annoy Me: From Britney to MySpace

Someone told me recently that when we write things down and then read them, our problems and annoyances seem to minimize.

Well, since I am a volcano of emotion and have many current annoyances, I thought I would list them and try this theory. Who's with me?

1) Opening my bulletins on MySpace and seeing the same fucking surveys posted over and over again...depending on the day of the week or what you drank last or who called you the answers are relatively all the same and not very unique,,,either spice up your fucking boring life so your answers are unique, find a new survey....or better yet stop fucking posting them all together...

2) People who can't seem to spell...I think instead of bibles in hotel rooms there should be a Webster's dictionary...people are in desperate need...I can understand the occasional misspelling..hey we are all human ..but I recently came across a individual who put an e in her contractions...my mind was blown...every contraction had an "e"...stop and ask yourself honey..what does that e represent if the "nt" stands for NOT where the fuck does the 'e' come in? OK some people need a course in grammar and spelling...get yourself to the nearest school, church, book store etc...beg for help...in the mean while...refrain yourself from using contractions...leave that to the educated folks of the world..and just spell your words out...i.e. DO NOT attempt to use contractions on your own!

3) Britney's performance....leave the girl alone..I don't care if she is fat...bald...runs around with no panties, etc etc.. she obviously had enough balls to get out in front of the world and do her thing...leave her alone..shut up about it and find something constructive to do.

4) People who live in denial....accept it...yes you need to lose a few pounds...wax your mustache...your addicted to Internet....you have a gambling problem....no he/she does not love you/like you/want you...your addicted to porn...your kids are bad...your not the nicest person in the world...your stuck in a dead end job..accept what is...is...and try to change it...living in denial only makes matters worse...